Category Archives: Miscellaneous

Starscape is the shit

This was year 3 of attendance and goddamn if it doesn’t keep getting better.

BINGO

Roissy comes correct, as always:

“Feminism is, right down to its withered, cunty heart, a grotesque ideology mounted on a dais of lies. My goal is to mock it so ruthlessly that its practitioners and sympathizers, all of them, find it ever more difficult to pronounce in public life that they are feminists, to drive the true believers so far underground that only their raspy-throated, dusty-muffed sisters-in-arms are willing to entertain their insipid nostrums. This is total war, and in total war where the weapons are words, the goal is utter destruction through social ostracism. The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues and crackpots mumbling self-medicating catchphrases and hitting themselves in the forehead is feminism’s inevitable destination.”

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

12.

One to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole “screwing” bit to be too “rape-like”,
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now “out-lightbulbing” men,
and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

Suck It

Yeah I haven’t updated in your entire life. Now that this is no longer an internet depository for my Red&Black columns I haven’t felt the need to post every week. And I thoroughly disengaged from politics and considering I now live in DC… I’m definitely not gonna start that backup.

Who knows what direction I’ll take this. Music will always get posts when I feel compelled. Sports, girls, psychology, whatever.

Stay tuned, or don’t.

Are You a Racist?

Use this handy flowchart to find out!

SO accurate!

it's just SO accurate!

Good Riddance

Ted Kennedy died early this morning.

He represented everything that is wrong with politics and government.

Paint by Numbers

Why not?

obama

gibbs